Join Us! We promise not to eat your brains…too much…
Do you want to be part of the action but are low on funds? Do you want to impress complete strangers with how helpful you are? Do your friends write ballads in honor of your supreme dependability? Do you like wearing your underwear outside your clothes? Well, then you’re a perfect fit for a CombatCon Volunteer! Dum da dum!
Benefits to volunteering at CombatCon include free admission, a position of extreme importance (don’t let it go to your head), all-you-can-stand gratitude from the CombatCon organizers, a great feeling of joy and satisfaction knowing you’re part of the winningest team on the planet (true fact), and lots of other stuff that we can’t possibly list here due to space restrictions.
Please contact firstname.lastname@example.org to join us. …And no, you don’t have to wear your underwear outside your clothes…although you’ve got to admit that it would be an awesome uniform.